Friday, March 27, 2009

VISIT THE KING FISH KITCHEN!

David King here. I am currently sitting in Martin at the Shady Pines. Man do I love Hwy 22! The match I am scheduled to analyze is this one:



Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy--once brothers now sworn enemies. These two brothers remind me of my relationship to Dotson. We once got real angry at each other and settled it inside a steel cage. However, these two are going to settle their differences in an extreme rules match.

I recall when I had to jump in the pond with Wesley Morgan, and the days in which my father Waymer shot at Dotson with his shotgun (true story). Anyways, I don't konw how this applies to the Hardy vs. Hardy match, but I took 37 Tylenols earlier and am feeling PRETTY GOOD.

Rating: 6

Winner: Hardy

If you haven't tried the catfish in Pleasantville yet, please do. Don't be mistaken--the sign says "Helga's Pantry." Stop by for some great seafood. I'm watching Jim Herron wrestle a grizzly bear as we speak, but that may just be the Tylenol talking. Nonetheless, I love wrestling and wish I was going to 'Mania with Dotson and House. Thanks to both of you for your dedicaition.

"Whit! You got farrred!",

David King (of Pleasantville/Junior Turr President/Associate Greenskeeper at Skyview Country Club/Tractor Salesmen at Lynch Equipment/Sawmill Worker at Freeman's Lumber/Waiter at King's Fish Kitchen/Golf Galaxy Salesman/Mr. Burger Chef/Lifetime Dancer/Carpenter/Fighter Pilot/Sandman/Clock Maker/Butcher/Baker/Candlestick Maker)

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