This is AL writing a special column for the Mania blog. Sorry it took so long. As some of you know, the Sirius Satellite radio that I subscribe to has recently launched an all day everyday Metallica station. As you know it is Mandatory therefore I have had to continue listening in my car. This means yes I have slept in my car for close to a week.
Anyways D wanted me to discuss a particular type of match that will be on full display at WrestleMania 25. This particular match is a Triple Threat Match. Edge is the first competitor in this match. Who are the other two contestants you ask? To quote my good friend "The Rock" it doesn't matter who the other two are. Edge is Mr. Money in the Bank and will dominate this match. He might even enter himself into the Money in the Bank match and steal yet another match in his illustrious career.
Anyways back to the Triple Threat. This match should change its name to ALL HAIL The Ultimate Opportunist Match. Edge has personally guaranteed to me that he will escape this historic event with an inevitable "Dubbya" Matthew and I have made a special wager on this match. When Edge wins, D must bow down to the Greatest Superstar in Sports Entertainment today. What happens if Edge loses you ask? Nothing. Because this just isn't possible. Now some of the readers might ask about Edge's recent record at 'Mania. No need to worry fellow opportunists. This year Edge will not have to LET the Undertaker win to keep his alleged streak intact. Edge realized that it would benefit him further down the road to throw this match in order to please the thousands of Deadman fans who aren't able to cheer for a real superstar. Now that Edge is in a match where ridiculous bogus records must not be protected, he will be able to shine for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. Anyways I think I hear another 'Tallica song starting up.
Peace until next time. AL
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