It's currently 2 p.m. in Oxford, MS, and while I should be grinding away at my studies, I have decided to waste another 45 minutes of my life to write another entry into the all important Dot and House's WrestleMania Expedition Blog. Can't wait to tell my parents that I failed out of school not because of women, drugs, alcohol, gambling, etc. but because of a blog. Oh well, I guess I can always fall back on working at Snappy's pizza and being a camera man for Dotson's junior varsity team next year. It's great having connections, isn't it?

Anyways, on to more pressing matters. I'm glad Dotson just wrote a piece on why the Iron Man Match was so awesome because I've been planning on dissecting the match myself for quite some time. You see, in my humble opinion, the Iron Man Match was the most boring, drawn-out piece of dog crap that I ever saw in my entire lifetime which is saying alot because I've seen a whole season of the OC and that wasn't pretty either. A normal wreslting match lasts anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes, which is plenty of time for two men to beat the daylights out of each other and for one guy to lay on top of the other while another guy in black and white stripes slaps the canvas three times. But, noooo. The Iron Man Match went for 60 freaking minutes and still no one was even declared the winner. They had to "make up" a stinking overtime.

Now, I liked Bret Hart alot back in the day. I used to have fantasies as a kid about the Hitman coming up to me and putting his huge shades on my head. So the Iron Man Match was even worse because Bret lost to a little punk who wore an outfits Boy George would never even put on. Now, I have come to respect Michaels in my later years and even believe he was a much more entertaining wrestler and character than Bret, but man I hated him when I was 11.

Anyways, the Iron Man Match was terrible because it was just boring. How can anyone make up a choreographed match for 60 minutes and it be executed in an entertaining fashion? That's right, it can't be done. Here's a list of things I would have rather spent 60 minutes doing:

Watch Mike Smithson throw batting practice to East Hickman middle.

Discuss with Roger Dotson about why he has such a full head of hair at his age. (Also, Mr. Dotson will be featured in a future blog so stay tuned for that.)

Discuss 17th century Russian poetry with a hamster.

Participate in an actual Iron Man.

Study... which is what I need to be doing, so this blog is done.

I just hope the next time someone mentions why the Iron Man Match was so awesome, you will stop such nonsensical rhetoric and straighten that persons views out. On the other hand, if you still believe the Iron Man Match was "cool", then it's probably best that you immediately check yourself into counseling because something is obviously not right in your head.

Bye

House