Three Old Men vs. A Lion Heart=No Contest

I can’t believe I, the Tarantula, have been given the honor of analyzing this match for the ages. We will see hall of famers as well and Y2J himself. To begin with let’s look at the legend team. You have the kilted wonder “Rowdy” Roddy Piper who has been over the hill for at least fifteen years, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat (what’s he gonna do? Breath fire on Jericho), and Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. As the Juice would say “com’on!” Superfly’s grandson is retired! The anchor of this team is Piper, ridiculous. The best wrestler in that corner isn’t even wrestling, Ric Flair. On the other side of the ring the Y2J Chris Jericho. BTW…would someone tell him that it is now 2009. Y2K was NINE years ago! Despite this, he is a great wrestler and in my mind the favorite. Bring on the Sr. Citizen’s league! Jericho wins in record time!

Rating: π

Winner: Jericho

I am now going to write a random paragraph. I could analyze the purpose of life. I could talk about Hugh Laurie. I could even talk about this table in our apartment that is falling apart. However, I am going to tell you how much I miss Howard Finkle! Do you remember that time he dressed up in the white gown and the little leaf crown thing? Sorry, I don’t know what they are called. He is a wrestling legend. Anyone that can take the kind of verbal and even sometimes physical abuse he did deserves much more credit than what he has gotten. At least Earl Hebner got some shoutouts from good ol’ JR. I think at Wrestlemania they should take five minutes to honor the living legend Howard Finkle!

With hugs and kisses,

Tarantula