House here. I want to first thank Al and Terantula for their input thus far. Al may have had the post of the year, but Cude didnt run from a challenge and posted some great analysis. Speaking of running, I was just informed today that Dotson had his own little hit and run incident over the Christmas break, so I guess I'll be driving for the majority of our trip to Mania.

Anyways, the match I want to rip...I mean cover today is the money in the bank ladder match. This match features some names that are sure to never sniff the WWE hall of fame. The eight men in the match include Kofi Kingston, Christian, Kane, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, CM Punk, Mark Henry, and Finley ("I like to fight"). If you've heard of more than 2 of these guys then you're probably one the reason this country's in the economic crisis we're in. (Makes sense, right?)

So, sense none of you have heard of any of these people, I am going to tell you what I know of them.
1) Kofi Kingston: He's Jamaican. That's it.

2) Christian: He was in a satanic type group called the Brood and has actually been allowed to be champion of stuff even though I think Page Mac could take this guy in a fight.

3)Kane: By far the most notable name and a lock to win this match. I mean, if he loses this match then I'll never make another prediction of any kind for the rest of my life.

4)MVP: He's the US Title holder which should be renamed the "Who Cares" Title.

5)Shelton Benjamin: The highlight of his career was being a hinchman for Kurt Angle. Doesn't get much worse than that.

6)CM Punk: Next to JBL and Kevin Nash, I don't think I've disliked a wrestler more than this guy who is called the "Straight Edged Superstar." That's the lamest nickname since Will Peeples tried to give himself the nickname "Icebox." On a side note, CM Punk has a tattoo of the Pepsi logo...?

7)Mark Henry: The World's Strongest Man. The thing I don't understand about Mark Henry's presence in this match is that it is physically impossible for Henry to be in this match because he is so obese that there is no way he could climb a ladder and pull down a briefcase.

8) Finley: He like's to fight. Surprisingly, Finley is the guy I'm rooting for in this fight, but the chances of him winning are similar to the chances that Keaton will ever beat me in anything besides Kentucky Wildcat trivia. My appreciation for Finley all started at the Royal Rumble a couple of year's ago. He defied all the odds and came within seconds of surpassing Rick Flare's record for longest time in the Rumble.

Anyways, I'm kinda depressed thinking that I just spent 30 minutes breaking down this match.

Oh you didnt know? Well, yo' ___ better call somebody!!!

House